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Fly-Swatter 

To slap or smack a person in the butt, and yelling out the word "Fly-Swatter!"; to smack someone in the ass
Bill: Fly-Swatter!
Thomas: Awh Dammit that hurt!
Fly-Swatter by wdsloot November 18, 2010

fly swatter 

it looks like a net but sterdy and has many uses

it can kill flies by hitting them

it can get stuff under the refrigerator

and it can also be used to spank someone

it can scoop a fish out of the water too
"he didnt have a paddle in the bedroom so she spanked lizzie with a fly swatter."
fly swatter by kool-aidisabeast October 11, 2009

fly swatter 

The act of splooging in your own hand, then slapping the girl across the face that refused to finish the job herself, ideally reserved for women of a more grotesque nature.
I wouldn't stick my dick in that fat, ugly chick....but I'd fly swatter the shit outta her.
fly swatter by Don Lagunita February 5, 2010

Fly Swatter 

When a man is about to cum he pulls out and cums on the outside of the vagaina. He then proceeds to smack her vagaina and run away.
Evan-Brooo, did you hear Poter gave Tirzah a Fly Swatter.

Bucket-Whats a Fly Swatter?
Evan- He came on her vagina and the pussy smacked her.
Fly Swatter by yeboiskinny January 15, 2021

fly swatter touchdown dance 

This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.
Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!

Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!

Alabama Fly Swatter

When a man squeezes his scrotem so his testicles bulge (also known as a brain) and another person ( male or female ) pulls a suprise attack an flicks it.
My balls were numb after hogarth gave me an Alabama fly swatter.
Alabama Fly Swatter by jaybell1945 November 19, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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