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Flubberduck 

When you need to wank and it makes a weird noise which sounds like a rubber duck and flubber
I tried to wank last night but I was flubberducking so loud that my mum walked in.

Dude, I can hear your flubberduck from across the hall.

Stop flubberducking John we're at the cinema
Flubberduck by Vagbubbles December 6, 2013

flumberbuck

a person who stumbles, stammers, or stutters over their words in conversation. a person who is nervous.
This happens when a person is speaking and either repeats a syllable or two, or even a grunt-like noise, in place of an actual word, and of course you know what they are trying to say, but you need to wait. A general nervous or anxious person. Thus, they are a flumberbuck!
flumberbuck by Nikki 6 March 15, 2009

flubbergunk 

when reading a simple word to yourself and it seems completely foreign but in reality it is a very simple word.
when passing a sign for a pub with my bestie, that read, "Rip Tide Charlie's"

bestie: "What? R-I-P tide? What is R-I-P tide?"

me: "it's Rip-tide, dummy. Rip tide."

bestie: "bahahahaaaaaah, there needs to be a name for this".

me: "Flubbergunk."
flubbergunk by JeannaJaye October 5, 2013

fluberdinkle 

Fluber dinkle is uasualy the name of an umpire or coach of a sports game, the children in the team generally shout at him that he's on nugget duty. If he disagrees you get your main firework guy (uasualy called Thomson) to blow him or his car up !!
Fluberdinkle your on nugget duty or else.....
fluberdinkle by Fluberdinkle June 26, 2016

flumberzonked

To be flabbergasted and zonked at the same time. Basically meaning to be confused while high
Yo Brodie this reg got me feeling flumberzonked
flumberzonked by Squigger August 18, 2022

Flubberdonked 

To be completely, totally and utterly confused.

Alternate definition: to hit, throw, or send flying. To move ungracefully.
This definition has been around for seemingly decades, though nobody is quite sure of it's origin. Some believe it derives from the english word 'blubber', known for being squishy and bouncy, and the word 'bonk'- to hit or tap ungently.
"When Brian told me about that new article, I was totally flubberdonked!"

"She came over to me and flubberdonked the book right out of my hand."