fluece

A nickname to give a person that are doing very very good financially.

I wish I could be a Fluece

fluece by CammyFL August 25, 2021

Fleece 

To steal. To rip off. To let a friend down.

"That guy just fleeced that guys jacket", "The bartender charged me $7.00 for that beer. What a fleece!", "Jobo didn't show up. He fleeced us again".

Fleece by King Vic September 23, 2014

Fleece Jibber 

the act of wearing very soft leisure pants without underwear and the material feeling so good on the genitals that it causes an orgasm

I bought these very soft sweatpants, they felt so good on my dick, id rather wear those and get a fleece jibber than have sex with my girlfriend.

Fleece Jibber by xacy December 2, 2011

Fleece Queen 

A derogatory term, usually applied to a Canadian. Refers to someone who wears high-end camping gear in urban or otherwise inappropriate settings. This type of person typically sees themselves as a 'lone wolf', or somehow removed from acceptable social conventions. Although they often picture themselves in a canoe, on a wind driven lake, they are most often found at a desk and on a computer.

Only a fleece queen would wear a Marmot shell with a shirt and tie.
I bet that fleece queen's nalgene water container has never been camping.

Fleece Queen by zionlost100 December 6, 2012

Fleece Johnson 

The legendary Booty Warrior of the Kentucky maximum penitentiary systems. Fleece Johnson was most active in destroying booty's during the 70's and 80's, when prison security was more lax. The Booty Warrior told reporters the importance of a man's butt in the prison system, and how it's importance supersedes even that of water and food. He is known for his straight forward advances toward young booties that catch his eye. During his prime, not even the security guards were invulnerable to his sexual desires.

Fleece Johnson: "You come here. Ima tell you what. I like ya...and I want cha...and uh, we can do this this the easy way or the hard way. It's your choice."

Anal Virgin Inmate: Yes.

Fleece Johnson by Jman1928 December 22, 2010

Gym-fluencer 

A person who honestly believes that their physique is so inspirational that a video posted to social media would add any benefit to someone's life, whatsoever.

Sargent: Brock, I regret to inform you that you have been dishonorably discharged for smashing your whiskey bottle over Sebastian's head after watching his musical rendition of Rent.
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.

Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?

Gym-fluencer by 69Gmoney420 January 20, 2021

fleeced 

Being cheated out of belongings

I paid too much for the car. I got fleeced.

fleeced by James December 4, 2003