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When you want to call someone a "fucking loser" in a short, euphamistic, funny way.
Mark got dumped by his pretty, intelligent girlfriend after cheating on her with some ugly, STD-ridden slutbag. What a floozer!!
floozer by 111222 December 27, 2005
Someone who uses the words in the Urban Dictionary when talking instead of speaking English.

Someone who actively and willingly removes him or herself from acceptance in contemporary society by refusing to speak properly and then complains that "The White Man" is keeping them down.
A - Fo' shizzle my nizzle!
B - Pardon me?
A - Yo! Fo' shizzle my nizzle!?!
B - What?
A - Yo! Waazup?
B - I'm sorry I can't understand you. I speak English, not Ebonics you dumb flazzer!
Flazzer by Zed Omega December 23, 2003
An asian who tries to keep up with a certain thing but fails to.
For example wow siri is such a flozery he never plays with us .
For example wow siri is such a flozery he never plays with us .
flozery by TheGuyWhoCanRoblox September 7, 2017
Fozzers, more commonly known as fosters in pubs. Requesting a "Fozzers for your rozzers" would emply you are ordering a fosters to get yourself pissed
"oi oi! fozzers for your rozzers!!"
Fozzers by Habbling April 8, 2008
Combination of a boozer, floozy, and loser.
I saw this cheaply dressed older woman in a bar, smoking cigarettes and pounding down the drinks. She was a real floozer.
floozer by IgnatiusJReilly August 1, 2008
n. Floozer
A derogative term which holds origin in University settings, particularly among engineers, to describe a person.
Generally used as a contraction to omit the word "fuck" in inappropriate settings. "You mean he's NOT going to do the keg stand? What a floozer.
floozer by Marcus November 24, 2004