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When you want to call someone a "fucking loser" in a short, euphamistic, funny way.
Mark got dumped by his pretty, intelligent girlfriend after cheating on her with some ugly, STD-ridden slutbag. What a floozer!!
floozer by 111222 December 27, 2005
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Combination of a boozer, floozy, and loser.
I saw this cheaply dressed older woman in a bar, smoking cigarettes and pounding down the drinks. She was a real floozer.
floozer by IgnatiusJReilly August 1, 2008
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n. Floozer
A derogative term which holds origin in University settings, particularly among engineers, to describe a person.
Generally used as a contraction to omit the word "fuck" in inappropriate settings. "You mean he's NOT going to do the keg stand? What a floozer.
floozer by Marcus November 24, 2004
Floozer is a word i legit just made up. It is used to describe someone who tries to jump on trends but fail miserably.
A - Man I'm such a Floozer!
B - Kill yourself.
Floozer by StoneFlamer86 December 23, 2024
An animal or thing that's fluffy and soft
Look at that little floofer I want it
Floofer by KGlonn January 10, 2016

Pooper Flooper

A Booty ass Fortnite sweat who is 9 and hasn't seen grass before. There are numerous reports of Pooper Floppers going outside and screaming as they aren't used to the sun and because they are confused as to what grass is. they are usually seen at Walmart with fortnite clothing on and buying sweat pants daily as the washing machine won't clean their sweaty ass booty shit clothing fast as they can sweat and ruin their clothing.
Shut Your Booty ass up Elysia you Pooper Flooper
a floofer is an adorable floofy animal who you just wanna cuddle and hug and they're so soft and cuddly and cute

floofers can also be woofers and that's so cute
"my dog is the floofiest floofer"
floofer by WasabiOS August 12, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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