Definitions by Marcus

skankie 

A skank, but smaller. Generally, skankies are under (or appear to be under) the age of 16. They are well known for short skirts, Ugg boots, and obscene amounts of liberally applied facial makeup.

"Dude, I went to the Commons last night...skankies everywhere!"

"Yeah, Martin's sister is such a skankie. I swear I saw her ass popping out of that skirt. It was gross."

skankie by Marcus July 14, 2008

Dirtsaab 

The exact opposite of a "Bastard".
A child living without a mother

Man #1-Your mom was such a fucking whore, she died after having you, her 18th child!

Man #2-Yeahh! That means your a God Damn Dirtsaab!!

Dirtsaab by Marcus July 1, 2006

central coast 

Lack of jobs.
Lack of intelligent people.
Period.

You live in the central coast? I'm so sorry.

central coast by Marcus June 18, 2006

meadow muffin 

(n.) feces deposited onto the ground by bovine animals. Also known as "cow flop". In a dried state, meadow muffins become "cow chips" which can be used as fuel or in throwing contests.

"I was hunting quail but slipped on a meadow muffin, causing my shotgun to discharge."

meadow muffin by Marcus April 14, 2006

snag lightening 

An adjective to describe someone so extemely ugly that they appeared to have been struck by lightening.

Bob's girlfriend is snag lightening ugly!

When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.

snag lightening by Marcus January 2, 2006

Happycat 

The happiest fucking cat on earth. Source of happiness is the Something Awful forums.

Patriotic happycat is the best happy cat photoshop IMHO.

Happycat by Marcus September 3, 2005

jalapeno asshole 

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

jalapeno asshole by Marcus May 13, 2005