Flazzer

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Someone who uses the words in the Urban Dictionary when talking instead of speaking English.

Someone who actively and willingly removes him or herself from acceptance in contemporary society by refusing to speak properly and then complains that "The White Man" is keeping them down.

A - Fo' shizzle my nizzle!
B - Pardon me?
A - Yo! Fo' shizzle my nizzle!?!
B - What?
A - Yo! Waazup?
B - I'm sorry I can't understand you. I speak English, not Ebonics you dumb flazzer!

Flazzer by Zed Omega December 23, 2003

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Fazzer

A Fazzer is noun referring to a man who was attractive when he was young and remains attractive, sexy and swag even in his older age. This is similar to Zaddy, Papi and dilf, and is a title exclusive to older men.
Fazzer, pronounced Fah-zer and similar to father, also implies a tender but dominant sexual role. Fazzers are attentive care-takers who revel in knowing their needs and their partners needs are both met and satisfied.

“I wish my partner wasn’t so selfish in bed. At least a Fazzer would treat me right”

Fazzer by Kwench SG September 7, 2022

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flatzero

An ugly girl who would be considered a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Who also happens to have the chest of a 10 year old boy and the ass of Plank (Plank from ED, EDD, and EDDY).

Josh: YO, that girl is a flatzero.

Tom: Its not Ashley's fault she hit every branch when she fell out of the ugly tree.

Josh: She still a flatzero BRO!

flatzero by uglyasianwhore March 1, 2018

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Flazzeida

a person who is out of touch with reality; creates their own reality that is usually ridiculous

He is soooo flazzeida.

Flazzeida by Lolakicks April 11, 2019

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flazer

Freaking(fucking, friggin)lazy loser. This term can be used as an insult to someone or a burn on yourself. Its not that mean of a term.

You're a flazer, get a job!!

flazer by L- Unit March 14, 2006

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swizzer-frizzer-hizzer-flizzer

A really easer trick on a fruit board often called a switch front heel flip

--Wow, your mum can swizzer-frizzer-hizzer-flizzer, she must smoke chronic.

--Yeah, I guess she must.

--Dude that is tubular

swizzer-frizzer-hizzer-flizzer by Tim Medley October 16, 2003

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flozzer

A little manky pigeon 🐦

You are a flozzer

flozzer by Big man Brousy May 28, 2021

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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