Flazzer 

Someone who uses the words in the Urban Dictionary when talking instead of speaking English.

Someone who actively and willingly removes him or herself from acceptance in contemporary society by refusing to speak properly and then complains that "The White Man" is keeping them down.

A - Fo' shizzle my nizzle!
B - Pardon me?
A - Yo! Fo' shizzle my nizzle!?!
B - What?
A - Yo! Waazup?
B - I'm sorry I can't understand you. I speak English, not Ebonics you dumb flazzer!

Flazzer by Zed Omega December 23, 2003

Fazzer 

A Fazzer is noun referring to a man who was attractive when he was young and remains attractive, sexy and swag even in his older age. This is similar to Zaddy, Papi and dilf, and is a title exclusive to older men.
Fazzer, pronounced Fah-zer and similar to father, also implies a tender but dominant sexual role. Fazzers are attentive care-takers who revel in knowing their needs and their partners needs are both met and satisfied.

“I wish my partner wasn’t so selfish in bed. At least a Fazzer would treat me right”

Fazzer by Kwench SG September 7, 2022

flatzero

An ugly girl who would be considered a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Who also happens to have the chest of a 10 year old boy and the ass of Plank (Plank from ED, EDD, and EDDY).

Josh: YO, that girl is a flatzero.

Tom: Its not Ashley's fault she hit every branch when she fell out of the ugly tree.

Josh: She still a flatzero BRO!

flatzero by uglyasianwhore March 1, 2018

Flazzeida 

a person who is out of touch with reality; creates their own reality that is usually ridiculous

He is soooo flazzeida.

Flazzeida by Lolakicks April 11, 2019

flazer 

Freaking(fucking, friggin)lazy loser. This term can be used as an insult to someone or a burn on yourself. Its not that mean of a term.

You're a flazer, get a job!!

flazer by L- Unit March 14, 2006

swizzer-frizzer-hizzer-flizzer 

A really easer trick on a fruit board often called a switch front heel flip

--Wow, your mum can swizzer-frizzer-hizzer-flizzer, she must smoke chronic.

--Yeah, I guess she must.

--Dude that is tubular

swizzer-frizzer-hizzer-flizzer by Tim Medley October 16, 2003

flozzer

A little manky pigeon 🐦

You are a flozzer

flozzer by Big man Brousy May 28, 2021