Flazzer

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Someone who uses the words in the Urban Dictionary when talking instead of speaking English.

Someone who actively and willingly removes him or herself from acceptance in contemporary society by refusing to speak properly and then complains that "The White Man" is keeping them down.

A - Fo' shizzle my nizzle!
B - Pardon me?
A - Yo! Fo' shizzle my nizzle!?!
B - What?
A - Yo! Waazup?
B - I'm sorry I can't understand you. I speak English, not Ebonics you dumb flazzer!

Flazzer by Zed Omega December 23, 2003

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Fazzer

A Fazzer is noun referring to a man who was attractive when he was young and remains attractive, sexy and swag even in his older age. This is similar to Zaddy, Papi and dilf, and is a title exclusive to older men.
Fazzer, pronounced Fah-zer and similar to father, also implies a tender but dominant sexual role. Fazzers are attentive care-takers who revel in knowing their needs and their partners needs are both met and satisfied.

“I wish my partner wasn’t so selfish in bed. At least a Fazzer would treat me right”

Fazzer by Kwench SG September 7, 2022

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flatzero

An ugly girl who would be considered a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Who also happens to have the chest of a 10 year old boy and the ass of Plank (Plank from ED, EDD, and EDDY).

Josh: YO, that girl is a flatzero.

Tom: Its not Ashley's fault she hit every branch when she fell out of the ugly tree.

Josh: She still a flatzero BRO!

flatzero by uglyasianwhore March 1, 2018