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flobbercocked

when you are so shocked you pp does a backflip
Bro I was flobbercocked after that crazy lap dance lunch
flobbercocked by PiperXAndrew April 6, 2022

boob floober 

A boob floober is someone who floobs another's boobs. The action of "floobing" is to place your hand under a boob, then to wiggle around your fingers. If you are getting your boobs floobed, your are not the boob floober, but the floobee.
Male 1: Did you hang out with Becky last night?
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!
boob floober by gay loser baby August 19, 2014

flobberdong

A humorous name for the male genitals; most humorously used when drunk as shit.
You please me, woman. I will now permit you to suck on my flobberdong. Enjoy.
flobberdong by Jimbo Lang April 1, 2009

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.
Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*
Floober Goober by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

flobber knockers 

Fat boobs that while in motion, bounce in alternative directions.
"My god, look at the flobber knockers on that girl"
flobber knockers by Malg April 23, 2006
To be in a sexual position where one person is standing and the other is upside down being held by their ankles by the aforementioned participant.
"Dude, I totally saw Charlie and Fiona having a flomber behind the bikeshed earlier"

"Brian, do you want to go swimming today?"
"No sorry, I'm going for a flomber"
Flomber by Commune Bandits April 21, 2010