Flobber 

a fat lazy bastard, bastette

Hey mom what is that thing smelling up the park over there it has not moved from there for 3 weeks. the little girl asked.
Thats a flobber dear a flobber.

Flobber by JPC March 13, 2003

flobber 

A failed erection, caused mainly by too much alcohol.

I got her back to my place after the pub and i gave her a dissapointment as i ended up with a total flobber.

flobber by another_islander May 29, 2009

Flobber 

When you accidentally finger someone

I just flobbered her

Flobber by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Flobber 

adj. amazing,great, fantastic, awsome,so cool its hard to describe, the new "bomb" or "sick"

You look so flobber today!
Lunch was flobber today

Flobber by Kathy Brooks January 10, 2009

Flobber 

Someone who is very clumsy and drops things a lot.

(Clang! Crash! Boom!) Ouch! I'm such a flobber.

Flobber by Lil Loulou May 29, 2019

Flobber 

Flobber/Flobbering. To uncontrollably spasm on the ground.

Juice wrld had a seizure and died flobbering

Flobber by 0livier :) May 17, 2022

flobber knockers 

Fat boobs that while in motion, bounce in alternative directions.

"My god, look at the flobber knockers on that girl"

flobber knockers by Malg April 23, 2006