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n. Flossin' + cosplay. The practice of posing in expensive clothes, with expensive property or in an expensive or foreign location in order to appear to be in a higher social or financial group than you really are. Commonly done on dating sites in an attempt to achieve upward mobility.
Check out this girl with the stenciled eyebrows on Bumble in a fancy dress at the museum. Total flossplay.
flossplay by PaulYeah June 26, 2024
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a weeb obsession with fuckable pokemon.

Blocking a Piss stream with your thumb.
did you see that snorlax, i'd totally flowplay it.
flowplay by minux February 9, 2023
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flashplayer 

A place that has been to the depths of hell itself. It used to be a wonderful site, have a nice layout, and awesome forums. Now, it has a layout to attract 8 year olds, a separate site for animations owned by the SAME COMPANY, and forums dominated by tight-assed mods and 4chan wannabes. This site is also known as UGOPlayer now.
"I miss the old FP(Flashplayer)."

"Yeah, seriously, UGOP(UGOplayer) sucks man."
flashplayer by Nicholas S. M. November 18, 2007

floreplay 

floreplay (noun): intimate physical acts done on the floor to increase sexual arousal before moving to the bed for intercourse
The floreplay was awesome but the rug burn was not. I'm glad we finished on the bed
floreplay by oontzoontz May 1, 2010
another way of expressing the same meaning as flossy. Slang.
That picture of you is flossay!!!!
flossay by Meghan O April 25, 2007

FloorPlay 

Dancing in an erotic manner where the intent is to get your partner sexually stimulated, perhaps to the point of orgasm. Surreptitious touching of erogenous zones is a key technique of floorplay. Variant of the word forplay.
Bill and Joanna had not yet had sex, which made the floorplay all the more delicious. When nobody was looking, He would grind his pelvic bone against her crotch and slide his hand down to her beautiful bottom.
FloorPlay by Bill gronos August 21, 2006

Floorplay 

When there is not enough room on the bed, and you and your partner fall off onto the floor but continue to have sexual intercourse.
They were going at it so hard, they fell off the bed, so they just floorplayed it for the rest of the night.
Floorplay by Joyzey November 9, 2008