florified

when you're playing a game where you fight weird enemies while numbers are going up and you have just hit someone so hard there is no better way to describe that hit than a made-up verb

You FLORIFIED Gross Green Alien for 1,337 damage! What does that even mean?

florified by v3xi July 31, 2026

Fortified Election 

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

Fortified Election by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

Fortified Election 

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

Fortified Election by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

glorified lesbian 

Someone that has never been with a man before and we all know it

Ellen DeGeneres is a glorified lesbian .

glorified lesbian by IAmJustADroid June 2, 2020

Fortified 

Shit food in disguise

"OMG, Cap'n Crunch is fortified with seven vitamins and minerals!? It must certainly be healthy!"

"No, actually 'fortified' is just code for shit in disguise."

"Blasphemy!"

Fortified by lindseypv January 22, 2012

florfed 

v. Completely ruined, inactivated, disabled, or destroyed; especially when used in reference to computer software or electronic gadgetry.

Sheee-yit, I installed that Windoze security update, and now my web browser is florfed!

Sheee-yit, my idiot sister put Celine Dion on my stereo, and when Celine hit the high note she florfed my tweeter!

florfed by Király September 19, 2006

floricide 

killing of flowers, also mass murder of our little petal-ed friends. Can be used in the fashion sense or just referring to harming people dressed up or in flowers. Also what the fairy equivalent of Hitler is guilty of.

Latin origin-->Flora meaning plants;the ending -cide coming from caedere, meaning to kill.

the little girl was seemingly unaware of her many crimes of floricide

"Jen's wedding was like a second floricide"

"chicks dig floricide, they think it's romantic"

"That shirt is guilty of serious floricide"

Dude1: "Dude, i just wanna go out and commit some floricide!"
Dude2: "Totally! Let's get wasted. I'll get the weed and gardening tools!"

floricide by ossum-o-possum April 12, 2010