florrified

To be horrified and flattered by another persons actions/responses

Woman: I sold my feet pics online to buy you a 500 dollar engagement ring! Happy anniversary honey!

Man: Wow, you have utterly florrified me. I guess 2 surprises are better than one.

florrified by glasscage June 20, 2023

Fortified Election 

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

Fortified Election by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

Fortified Election 

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

Fortified Election by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

Fortified 

Shit food in disguise

"OMG, Cap'n Crunch is fortified with seven vitamins and minerals!? It must certainly be healthy!"

"No, actually 'fortified' is just code for shit in disguise."

"Blasphemy!"

Fortified by lindseypv January 22, 2012

UB-Fortified

To become intoxicated by red wine. A reference to the song "Red Red Wine" by UB40.

"Dude, I'm feeling well UB-Fortified right about now."

UB-Fortified by Downtown Betty October 12, 2005

fortified 

when you have weed on you

yo john are you fortified
yeah i got 2 grams homie

fortified by MylesB April 1, 2008

fortified vagina 

a vagina what has difficulty being entered

"is that a fortified vagina?!!?"
"yea, youd what have difficulty entering it"
"yeah, snakes on a plane"

fortified vagina by babies everywhere August 28, 2006