I footified who’s dropping the shits and leaving the Greasy Norman in the men’s room. It’s Carl.

Someone’s pissing out of their ass in that stall. See if you can get them footified.

I finally footified who didn’t flush that massive turd yesterday. I walked every workstation today and finally identified Ron’s loafers. What a nasty fucker.

Footified by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

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fluffified

When something is supper fluffy,possibly fuzzy, soft, cuddily, or fat, also squshy.

Wow that pillow is fluffified.

fluffified by theweird1 June 21, 2011

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Floppified

When your dick is getting hard because of a porno or story thats being told but then the climax of the story/porno makes you floppy.

A good porno but then all of a sudden the guy breaks his dick or the girl starts bleeding.

YOU JUST GO FLOPPIFIED!

Floppified by titttzzonmahface August 3, 2007

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florrified

To be horrified and flattered by another persons actions/responses

Woman: I sold my feet pics online to buy you a 500 dollar engagement ring! Happy anniversary honey!

Man: Wow, you have utterly florrified me. I guess 2 surprises are better than one.

florrified by glasscage June 20, 2023

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florified

when you're playing a game where you fight weird enemies while numbers are going up and you have just hit someone so hard there is no better way to describe that hit than a made-up verb

You FLORIFIED Gross Green Alien for 1,337 damage! What does that even mean?

florified by v3xi July 31, 2026

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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