Floptimistic

When despite hoping for the best, a man fails to get an erection due to high quantities of illegal substance

Post rave: 'Well it was always a bit floptimistic to think I'd be able to shag her...'

Floptimistic by Daarti February 8, 2015

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floptimistic

In poker, unable to fold a middling hand to a large raise pre-flop.

Lon: Giannetti makes the call for a million with deuce-four suited.
Norman: I guess Giannetti is floptimistic.

floptimistic by ChuckChaser69 February 9, 2012

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Related Words

floptimistic • floptimist • Foxtimistic

floptimist

A person who tends to be overly optimistic with unrealistic expectations.

Wow, I can't believe he expected a profit of $1 million in the first year. What a floptimist!

floptimist by Littlehawkau January 23, 2018

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Foxtimistic

Optimism that's not based on science or fact ...

'Sean's views on climate change sound highly foxtimistic'

Foxtimistic by nonsbr April 10, 2020

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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