Foxtimistic

Optimism that's not based on science or fact ...

'Sean's views on climate change sound highly foxtimistic'

by nonsbr April 10, 2020

Floptimistic

When despite hoping for the best, a man fails to get an erection due to high quantities of illegal substance

Post rave: 'Well it was always a bit floptimistic to think I'd be able to shag her...'

by Daarti February 8, 2015

floptimistic

In poker, unable to fold a middling hand to a large raise pre-flop.

Lon: Giannetti makes the call for a million with deuce-four suited.
Norman: I guess Giannetti is floptimistic.

by ChuckChaser69 February 9, 2012