floptimist 

A person who tends to be overly optimistic with unrealistic expectations.

Wow, I can't believe he expected a profit of $1 million in the first year. What a floptimist!

floptimist by Littlehawkau January 23, 2018

Foxtimistic 

Optimism that's not based on science or fact ...

'Sean's views on climate change sound highly foxtimistic'

Foxtimistic by nonsbr April 10, 2020

Floptimistic 

When despite hoping for the best, a man fails to get an erection due to high quantities of illegal substance

Post rave: 'Well it was always a bit floptimistic to think I'd be able to shag her...'

Floptimistic by Daarti February 8, 2015

floptimistic 

In poker, unable to fold a middling hand to a large raise pre-flop.

Lon: Giannetti makes the call for a million with deuce-four suited.
Norman: I guess Giannetti is floptimistic.

floptimistic by ChuckChaser69 February 9, 2012

Floptimus Prime 

A middle-aged dandy, usually seen propping up bars in South London. Often seen sporting a mix of modern and traditional attire; such as a silk cravat, a velour jacket and brightly coloured slacks acquired from the Kings Road.

Takes chatting up and bedding women equally as seriously as consuming large quantities of alcohol. Thus when both combined, a performance issue can arise(or not), thus one becomes "Floptimus Prime". He must announce his new name.

Picked up a frauline in the boozer last night. I had already sunk 8 liveners. Got back to my digs and it all went south. I AM Floptimus Prime.

Floptimus Prime by brandonreport March 4, 2011

floptimuscrim

A mashup between JPop and Filipino pop music.

Hey have you heard this track, its floptimuscrim.

floptimuscrim by Dave9112 June 24, 2020