floppasaurus
floppasaurus by treytrey101 March 13, 2019
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Flappasaurus
Flappasaurus – A common condition of people from Central European decent(most notably from the Germanic / Franco regions) where the sufferer of the condition bursts into uncontrollable fits of panic or excitement characterized by a frantic arm swinging or "Flapping".
This condition is not curable and sadly for those who suffer from it they are quite often the butt of all jokes in the office / social environment which in turn leads to social alienation or certain stigmas.
This condition is not curable and sadly for those who suffer from it they are quite often the butt of all jokes in the office / social environment which in turn leads to social alienation or certain stigmas.
Flappasaurus' are funny
Flappasaurus by TPD OH YEAH December 6, 2009
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Flopersaurus
a animal that hides under your bed then belly flops on you but he is too small too squish so you have to feed it your bed to get rid of it
flopersaurus watch out for that Flopesaurus
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Flogasaurus
(Floggis Maximus)
The largest, most dangerous member of the Flog family, made popular throughout history for its utter stupidity, nobbish demeanour and general wankyness.
Once thought to be extinct, it was recently brought back to life by scientists who grew them in test tubes from common house mould, trash pop culture and other unsavoury substances, and released to roam around a theme park with others of their kind on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, until an accident released them on the general public, causing widespread damage to the balance of society and ruining your day by being a comple dickwad.
Avoid any and all interactions this species.
If cornered by a Flogasaurus, avoid sudden movements, refrain from using big words, logic, reason, or making sense.
Keep eye contact at all cost!
Utter the phrase "Clever Girl/Boy/Gender Identity"
Back away slowly.
Live to tell the tale.
The largest, most dangerous member of the Flog family, made popular throughout history for its utter stupidity, nobbish demeanour and general wankyness.
Once thought to be extinct, it was recently brought back to life by scientists who grew them in test tubes from common house mould, trash pop culture and other unsavoury substances, and released to roam around a theme park with others of their kind on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, until an accident released them on the general public, causing widespread damage to the balance of society and ruining your day by being a comple dickwad.
Avoid any and all interactions this species.
If cornered by a Flogasaurus, avoid sudden movements, refrain from using big words, logic, reason, or making sense.
Keep eye contact at all cost!
Utter the phrase "Clever Girl/Boy/Gender Identity"
Back away slowly.
Live to tell the tale.
"Ah crap, here comes that clown name...
That dude is seriously such a Flogasaurus."
"... Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to wear a mask in this establishment, please stop waving your hands around and yelling about your rights like a total Flogasaurus... "
" Here, on the grassy plains of the Serengeti, the large male Flogasaurus barks his mating call at the top of his lungs, his dominant posture and low IQ flaunted publicity for all to see, in hopes that he, as unlikely as it might be, impresses a potential mate, and, in turn, carry on his legacy, in the Great Circle of Life. "
That dude is seriously such a Flogasaurus."
"... Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to wear a mask in this establishment, please stop waving your hands around and yelling about your rights like a total Flogasaurus... "
" Here, on the grassy plains of the Serengeti, the large male Flogasaurus barks his mating call at the top of his lungs, his dominant posture and low IQ flaunted publicity for all to see, in hopes that he, as unlikely as it might be, impresses a potential mate, and, in turn, carry on his legacy, in the Great Circle of Life. "
Flogasaurus by Fylthi April 30, 2021
floppersaurus
A floppersaurus is a huge penis which has to pertrude over 15 inches. The name derives from the comparison to a dinosaur in size and is possesed by very few. If you have a floppersaurus then you're sure to score one, or two. However the floppersaurus can have a down side as 15 inces can be enought to perferate a womb so be careful.
floppersaurus by cowbell 83 March 12, 2012