flooferton 

A fluffy (or floofy) doggo or other floofy animal.

Did you see that Samoyed? What a flooferton!

flooferton by Paul de la Paul June 8, 2017

flufferton

that secret fresh stash of magical pow-pow, typically residing within the trees.

Dude, last week me and my bro found some sick flufferton down on eagle ridge.

flufferton by jpworks February 14, 2015

flonkerton 

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

flonkerton by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

floperton 

the personification of all milfs

floperton is here

floperton by Juice master69420 November 1, 2022

Flonkerton 

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"

Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin

Flonkerton by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

floorton 

A frameless futon. Name derives from the fact that it is a futon mat that has simply been placed on the floor. Often the mat is folded to add height/cushioning.

Our cheap-ass futon frame broke, so we decided to roll with the floorton instead of buying a new one.

floorton by Prox January 13, 2009

Flonkerton 

A game made by Pam Beesly that requires two reams of paper that you tape to your feet race to the finish line.

"hey, Pam? You remember that game Flonkerton we played on the Olympics?" Creed: " I still have my medal from that."

Flonkerton by yrnvav June 2, 2018