Definitions by 🍑Thiccy🍑

Flonkerton 

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"

Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin

Flonkerton by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

Paper Snow Shoes 

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport

Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.

Paper Snow Shoes by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018