floorton

A frameless futon. Name derives from the fact that it is a futon mat that has simply been placed on the floor. Often the mat is folded to add height/cushioning.

Our cheap-ass futon frame broke, so we decided to roll with the floorton instead of buying a new one.

by Prox January 13, 2009

Floortentacli

A language developed specifically for the religion of the Floor Tentacles.

It was invented by the Floor Tentacle pope in 2019.

"We speak Floortentacli here"

by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020

Floortine

A nutrient that can only be added to food when it is dropped on the floor.

Floortine would be added if someone dropped a piece of steak on the ground and picked it back up and put it on the grill instead of throwing it away.

by greatn8 January 13, 2011