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floodwood 

Floodwood, a small town in Minnesota where incest is best.
person 1: have you been to Floodwood bro?
person 2: what’s Floodwood?
floodwood by anonymous777555444 February 19, 2020
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Floodwood Pimp 

A young cross country/track athlete who was born and raised in Floodwood and is notorious for stealing anyone’s girl. This man has more game than you could ever imagine and has the ability to make a girl squirt without using his hands.
Dude I gotta hide my girl. Word on the street is that the Floodwood Pimp is in town.
Floodwood Pimp by BusterCherryyy August 1, 2021

floopdoodle 

Guy: Dude look at that floopdoodle
Guy 2: That smart looking hotie?
Guy: Yeah
floopdoodle by Ultrachad420 June 5, 2020

flongwoody 

Whenever you are Jack Nicholson wearing your favorite robe, you know, the one that's oriental and shit, and you open the door to two Asian strippers and your dick slips out of the robe and you're like, "What's happenin, ladies?" and then the strippers proceed to put the snake in their vaginas and then their intestines are eaten by the snake, and then you rub your nipples on tv some number of years later.
Man, the craziest shit happened to me today, I smoked to much crack and pulled a flongwoody.
flongwoody by Dhqpwoeuryty May 23, 2018

Flopdoodle 

Noun- One who is unintelligent, acting with idiocy, behaving in a silly, stupid, or unconventional way, someone who isn’t worth one’s time
Our substitute teacher was a flopdoodle.
Flopdoodle by Trenton89 May 28, 2018

floofnoodle

A cute little poodle or poodle mix. Any little fluffster is welcome to use this title. They are all adorable.
I just saw the most adorable floofnoodle walking down the street. I wanted to pet them so badly!
floofnoodle by SlothEnchantress September 21, 2017

Flopdoodle 

Insignificant person. Minimalistic offense to those you hate or that say something ridiculous.
"Hey, Kobe plays baseball right?"
"No! You Flopdoodle."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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