floodwood

Floodwood, a small town in Minnesota where incest is best.

person 1: have you been to Floodwood bro?
person 2: what’s Floodwood?

by anonymous777555444 February 19, 2020

Floodwood Pimp

A young cross country/track athlete who was born and raised in Floodwood and is notorious for stealing anyone’s girl. This man has more game than you could ever imagine and has the ability to make a girl squirt without using his hands.

Dude I gotta hide my girl. Word on the street is that the Floodwood Pimp is in town.

by BusterCherryyy August 1, 2021

floopdoodle

Highly intelligent chad

Guy: Dude look at that floopdoodle
Guy 2: That smart looking hotie?
Guy: Yeah

by Ultrachad420 June 5, 2020

flongwoody

Whenever you are Jack Nicholson wearing your favorite robe, you know, the one that's oriental and shit, and you open the door to two Asian strippers and your dick slips out of the robe and you're like, "What's happenin, ladies?" and then the strippers proceed to put the snake in their vaginas and then their intestines are eaten by the snake, and then you rub your nipples on tv some number of years later.

Man, the craziest shit happened to me today, I smoked to much crack and pulled a flongwoody.

by Dhqpwoeuryty May 23, 2018

Flopdoodle

Noun- One who is unintelligent, acting with idiocy, behaving in a silly, stupid, or unconventional way, someone who isn’t worth one’s time

Our substitute teacher was a flopdoodle.

by Trenton89 May 28, 2018

floofnoodle

A cute little poodle or poodle mix. Any little fluffster is welcome to use this title. They are all adorable.

I just saw the most adorable floofnoodle walking down the street. I wanted to pet them so badly!

by SlothEnchantress September 21, 2017

Flopdoodle

Insignificant person. Minimalistic offense to those you hate or that say something ridiculous.

"Hey, Kobe plays baseball right?"
"No! You Flopdoodle."

by Word Architect May 28, 2018