3 definitions by Dhqpwoeuryty
The event in which a person forgets to wipe sufficiently, leaves skid marks in their bed, and then uses the dirty sheets to roll a cross joint.
by Dhqpwoeuryty February 9, 2017
A Testicular Coma occurs whenever one is slammed in their wingus so hard that their testicles fly up into their body and hit their brain, causing it to bounce around the skull and ultimately suspending the victim in a coma.
Do you remember that movie with the shark dingus and george lopez robot form, where that one dumbshit kid was climbing rope on the playground and got nutsacked by the ropes, and then got his jounral stolen like a fucking retard - thus leading to a testicular coma.
by Dhqpwoeuryty October 23, 2017
Whenever you are Jack Nicholson wearing your favorite robe, you know, the one that's oriental and shit, and you open the door to two Asian strippers and your dick slips out of the robe and you're like, "What's happenin, ladies?" and then the strippers proceed to put the snake in their vaginas and then their intestines are eaten by the snake, and then you rub your nipples on tv some number of years later.
by Dhqpwoeuryty April 7, 2018