A floofnoodle is a silly billy. It is an adjective to describe a dingle berry whom is a dumbo. Once known to describe a ferret, a floofnoodle could be a weird mix bred dog. Floofnoodle was originally founded by a monkey who shared this information with a duck who just wanted some grapes. They are just too chicken to ask the guy for something other then lemonade. It is also used to describe someone who is just dumb.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.