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floofnoodle

A cute little poodle or poodle mix. Any little fluffster is welcome to use this title. They are all adorable.
I just saw the most adorable floofnoodle walking down the street. I wanted to pet them so badly!
floofnoodle by SlothEnchantress September 21, 2017
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Floofnoodle

Hey look at that cute floofnoodle

Floofnoodle

A floofnoodle is a silly billy. It is an adjective to describe a dingle berry whom is a dumbo. Once known to describe a ferret, a floofnoodle could be a weird mix bred dog. Floofnoodle was originally founded by a monkey who shared this information with a duck who just wanted some grapes. They are just too chicken to ask the guy for something other then lemonade. It is also used to describe someone who is just dumb.
monkey was such a floofnoodle today

you are a floofnoodle!

you have been floofnoodled
Floofnoodle by duckbear August 7, 2020

floopdoodle 

Guy: Dude look at that floopdoodle
Guy 2: That smart looking hotie?
Guy: Yeah
floopdoodle by Ultrachad420 June 5, 2020

flooroodle

a noodle that has been dropped on the floor and picked back up and served to people, and they eat it
We are having flooroodles for dinner
flooroodle by Froxgei May 7, 2026
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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