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Flooging
When you drape your asscheeks over an occupied bathroom or dressing room stall and take a fat shit on the stall occupant.
Sean was kicked out of Sears after he flooged on a small child early last Monday. Caleb was kicked out of JC Pennys for flooging on a man putting on pants in the changing room.
Flooging by CockMyBallTorture January 14, 2020
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Flinging
The act of leaving your boyfriend or husband while at a public venue such as a club or bar to go fuck a stranger you met and then return to your husband or boyfriend at that same venue a short time later.
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flogging the pope
Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.
I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'
flogging the pope by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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