flonging

Has no meaning. Not to be confused with clonging and donging.

A: Flonging.
B: ...

by The Me October 23, 2004

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Flooging

When you drape your asscheeks over an occupied bathroom or dressing room stall and take a fat shit on the stall occupant.

Sean was kicked out of Sears after he flooged on a small child early last Monday. Caleb was kicked out of JC Pennys for flooging on a man putting on pants in the changing room.

by CockMyBallTorture January 14, 2020

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Flodging

Lying;not telling the truth

“Boy yo ass flodging”

by Honcho Two Times October 17, 2018

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Flogging the Log

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.

by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

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The act of leaving your boyfriend or husband while at a public venue such as a club or bar to go fuck a stranger you met and then return to your husband or boyfriend at that same venue a short time later.

Don't worry about my husband, he'll wait here patiently for me while I go flinging.

by SecretPlayWife October 12, 2018

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flogging the pope

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.

I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'

by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005

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