flonging

Has no meaning. Not to be confused with clonging and donging.

A: Flonging.
B: ...

flonging by The Me October 23, 2004

Flooging

When you drape your asscheeks over an occupied bathroom or dressing room stall and take a fat shit on the stall occupant.

Sean was kicked out of Sears after he flooged on a small child early last Monday. Caleb was kicked out of JC Pennys for flooging on a man putting on pants in the changing room.

Flooging by CockMyBallTorture January 14, 2020

Flodging

Lying;not telling the truth

“Boy yo ass flodging”

Flodging by Honcho Two Times October 17, 2018

Flogging the Log 

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.

Flogging the Log by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

Flinging

The act of leaving your boyfriend or husband while at a public venue such as a club or bar to go fuck a stranger you met and then return to your husband or boyfriend at that same venue a short time later.

Don't worry about my husband, he'll wait here patiently for me while I go flinging.

Flinging by SecretPlayWife October 12, 2018

flogging the pope 

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.

I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'

flogging the pope by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005

Fronging 

Fronging is the mix of fr on god but is used as a verb

Guy 1:YO I JUST I GOT SOME HEAD

Guy 2: YOU FRONGING RN????

Fronging by Sugoma_ August 13, 2022