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flobbercocked

when you are so shocked you pp does a backflip
Bro I was flobbercocked after that crazy lap dance lunch
flobbercocked by PiperXAndrew April 6, 2022
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flobbadobba 

1. Verb, to blunder into a pair of large breasts while snorkelling.
"I nearly flobbadobbaed myself to death in the Caribbean last Summer".
flobbadobba by Ricardo B January 11, 2009
When your walking and someones piece of fat most times arm fat slaps you in the face you have been FLABBED!
Person who got flabbed: Ouch!! That person just flabbed me right in the face!

Person who got flabbed friend: OOF that must of really hurt!
Flabbed by OKURNESSEABJ May 4, 2019

flobberdong

A humorous name for the male genitals; most humorously used when drunk as shit.
You please me, woman. I will now permit you to suck on my flobberdong. Enjoy.
flobberdong by Jimbo Lang April 1, 2009

flobbadobba 

Verb. To aggressively subject the victim to a sustained jiggling of one's breasts about the victim's face.
"He was really annoying me with his suggestive comments, so I flobbadobbaed him there and then. That shut him up."
flobbadobba by Ricardo B January 30, 2008

flobber knockers 

Fat boobs that while in motion, bounce in alternative directions.
"My god, look at the flobber knockers on that girl"
flobber knockers by Malg April 23, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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