floatys

something you wear in the water

i wore my floatys today swimming!

floatys by nikki February 20, 2005

floats your boat 

Something that tickles your fancy. (This is an Americanism.)

Do that if you like...whatever floats your boat.

floats your boat by kaycee2 April 14, 2014

shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

shit floats by D Flawless October 16, 2020

Oil floats on Water

1) Wait for it to rain

2) Cover Yourself in Oil

3) Fly

“Oil Floats on Water!”
“1) Wait for it to Rain?”
“2) Cover Yourself in Oil-“
“3) Fly...”

Oil floats on Water by Jacket1989_ December 4, 2020

floaty dance

The swaying movement that anyone will do while waiting in a line. Includes looking at the gum rack, picking up a magazine, touching all the chocolate bars etc.

Coined by Dane Cook

Jon was not committed to the line. Instead of being 3 feet in front of the person behind him, he was doing the floaty dance in which he read all the labels on the shampoo bottles, and touched all the tic tacs on the side rack. He even left his shoe in the line and went to walk around for another 19 minutes.

floaty dance by skatingjenny January 16, 2011

floatascrot 

What happens to a buffalosack when exposed to toilet water.

Hold your sac up, or you'll floatascrot, and end up with serious sacdrip.

floatascrot by FrostyNutzz December 16, 2002

whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.

Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.

whatever floats your goat by t3hKEG December 12, 2007