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flil by penis headed goat May 1, 2019
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Flilking
Flirt-talking. The situation in which one simultaneously engaging in the ancient (thought to have orginated in Russia) art of flirting as well as the ancient (thought to have originated in Zambia) art of talking. The resulting product can only be described as "dope as SHIZZZ, son!"
*Note -- the greatest flilker to have ever walked this planet was Billy "The Flilkanator" Shakespeare: the one true hot sexy beast. (:
*Note -- the greatest flilker to have ever walked this planet was Billy "The Flilkanator" Shakespeare: the one true hot sexy beast. (:
(Deathly Hallow spoilers ahead)
Harry: You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Ginny: Ooh, your flilking skills would warm Voldemort's heart, especially around Christmastime.
*SNOG*
Edward: You're EXACTLY my brand of heroin.
Bella: (doesn't even have to say anything!!! SHe's beyond turned on!)
Harry: You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Ginny: Ooh, your flilking skills would warm Voldemort's heart, especially around Christmastime.
*SNOG*
Edward: You're EXACTLY my brand of heroin.
Bella: (doesn't even have to say anything!!! SHe's beyond turned on!)
Flilking by MarkTwainyouoweme50buckss December 25, 2008
FLILF Hunter
One who hunts FLILFs.
A hunter of FLILFs.
A presidential candidate or incumbent who has or is seeking a really hot wife.
A hunter of FLILFs.
A presidential candidate or incumbent who has or is seeking a really hot wife.
Fred Thompson would be an awful president, but he definitely is one of the nation's top FLILF Hunters!
FLILF Hunter by The Supporter November 19, 2007
FLILF
An acroynm for "First-Lady I Would Like To Fuck."
Coined on The Daily Show (10/29/07), this term refers to how the 2008 presidential candidates have really hot wives.
In particular, the wife of Fred Thompson and the wife of Dennis Kucinich, both of whom are young and sexy.
Coined on The Daily Show (10/29/07), this term refers to how the 2008 presidential candidates have really hot wives.
In particular, the wife of Fred Thompson and the wife of Dennis Kucinich, both of whom are young and sexy.
God damn! Dennis Kucinich knows how to pick 'em, because his wife Elizabeth would be one hell of a FLILF!
And Fred Thompson is a FLILF Hunter if I've ever seen one!
And Fred Thompson is a FLILF Hunter if I've ever seen one!
FLILF by The Supporter November 19, 2007
FLILF
Acronym, "First Lady I'd Like to Fuck".
Refers to any wife of the President whose physical attributes make one want to take her to bed and sex her up.
Coined by "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart.
Refers to any wife of the President whose physical attributes make one want to take her to bed and sex her up.
Coined by "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart.
Dude 1: Fred Thompson's wife Jeri Kehn is a total FLILF.
Dude 2: Actually, the '08 election is starting to look like a FLILF festival.
Dude 2: Actually, the '08 election is starting to look like a FLILF festival.
FLILF by Cicero's Assassin January 5, 2009
flilf
flilf by George W. Bush May 15, 2005
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Flilf
Flilf by urbandictionaryname January 1, 2008
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