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Flilking 

Flirt-talking. The situation in which one simultaneously engaging in the ancient (thought to have orginated in Russia) art of flirting as well as the ancient (thought to have originated in Zambia) art of talking. The resulting product can only be described as "dope as SHIZZZ, son!"

*Note -- the greatest flilker to have ever walked this planet was Billy "The Flilkanator" Shakespeare: the one true hot sexy beast. (:
(Deathly Hallow spoilers ahead)

Harry: You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Ginny: Ooh, your flilking skills would warm Voldemort's heart, especially around Christmastime.

*SNOG*

Edward: You're EXACTLY my brand of heroin.
Bella: (doesn't even have to say anything!!! SHe's beyond turned on!)
Flilking by MarkTwainyouoweme50buckss December 25, 2008
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Flicking the frijol

An action characterized by a woman pleasuring herself. Where the bean resembles the clitoris and the female hereby flicks it in a repetitive motion to entice and orgasm. Also known as "Flicking the bean".
Look at ol'girl over ther she's flicking the frijol!!!

flicking the bean 

A Term For Female Masturbation
Wow look at Margaret go! She can really flick the bean!
flicking the bean by lammastide August 24, 2005

Flicking the fava 

Much like "flicking the bean" in the sense that it is a condition which afflicts many sufferers of OCD, nymphs of the female variety, pubescent females, and millions of undersexed women from around the world. Those who flick the fava had once started off by flicking their bean. Gradually and after much time has been put in to much vigorous flicking, the bean becomes enflamed to the point that it resembles a fava, and in extreme cases, very small male genitalia.
Higz: Has anyone else noticed the huge camel toe Saba is sporting in her latest swimwear photos?

Pax: Gday mate. I reckon Saba has been flicking the fava non-stop since you sent her your cock pics. Either that, or Saba actually has a dick...?
Flicking the fava by Higzy Teflon November 29, 2010

bean flicking 

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing the clit for fun.
"Kirsty stop flicking the bean and get out of the bath. I need to take a piss!"
bean flicking by a nice guy February 28, 2004

flicking the coot

The less-intimidating term for female masturbation. It comes from the idea that one must move their finger in a flicking motion inside the cooter in order to do this properly.
When Taylor Lautner took his shirt off in Twilight, the twelve year olds in the audience began flicking the coot.
flicking the coot by notoriousB1G November 26, 2009

Flicking Off 

Being the female counterpart-word to the term "jacking off", "flicking off" is a form of masturbation for women. It involves stimulation of the clitoris via one of several means.
Example 1:
Bernie: Get out of the bathroom, I have to take a liquid shit.
Allison: Fuck off, I'm flicking off.

Example 2:
Ronald: Oh, do you still flick the bean sometimes?
Lauren: Yeah, I still flick off sometimes.

Example 3:
Trevor: What's that fucking noise Nina? It sounds like something is being flicked.
Nina: Well, you really hit the bean on the stalk; I am flicking off.
Trevor: What's that?
Flicking Off by Hitler, Oprah May 11, 2014
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