flexorexia 

The condition of having erratic, sometimes unhealthy eating patterns; characterized by fasts (periods ranging from a single day to a week where water is the only thing consumed by the flexorexic) followed by binges (often uncontrolled consumption of large amounts of food in a single short period of time)and more fasting. This cycle of extreme control and loss of control tends to repeat itself over and over.

Flexorexia is derived from the combination of anorexia and flexitarian.

Eating a large solid meal after fasting for three days causes one to experience nausea, diarrhea, and very interesting large amounts of gas, hallmark syptoms of flexorexia.

flexorexia by Mandiegirl6789 December 2, 2005

flexosexual

Someone (usually bisexual, but can be other than such) whose attractions vary.

Today she likes girls, yesterday she liked guys, and who knows how she'll feel tomorrow; she's fairly flexosexual.

flexosexual by rainbowrolemodel July 6, 2005

Flanorexia 

Flanorexia is an sexual disorder characterized by extreme and obsessive fear of coming into sexual or visable contact of Flanagans.

The term Flanorexia was established in 1987 and roughly translates as 'stumpius cockius' in Latin
The condition largely affects women between the ages of 14 and 82 years.

Flanorexic behavior is thought to originate from an obsessive fear of being touched, kissed, sexed by, or in some cases just making eye contact with a member of the Flanagan family.

People with flanorexia also have other psychological difficulties such as Sexlexia (Latin)- 'sexius lexius'

Sociocultural studies have highlighted the role of cultural factors, such as the media’s promotion of toned, built men as the ideal male form rather than the withered, frail frame of the Flanagan's. Women in the Somerset area are at particular risk of developing Flanorexia as this is where he lurks in his sex cave.

Flanorexia is thought to have the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric disorder, with anywhere from 6-20% of those who are diagnosed with the disorder eventually dying from nightares and constant vomitting. Clinicians were warned of the risks as 37% of subjects reported at least one suicide attempt.

Scientists are yet to find a definite cure for the disease, but women within the 14-82 age bracket are advised to use sunglasses to escape his gaze if feeling threatened, and pepper spray in emergencies.

'She died of Flanorexia'

'Dont go to Somerset, you will get Flanorexia'

'I dont want to have sex with you, i am Flanorexic'

'Stop touching me i am Flanorexic you horny toad'

Flanorexia by Knicker Weasel January 7, 2010

Flexosexual

Someone who gets horny for learning opportunities.

Ethan: God damn Matthew, I'm a flexosexual and I love when you talk about pre calc 12 while licking my anus. Give me that gyrogasm

Flexosexual by iamarobot June 18, 2019

flexosexual

a. Heterosexual women who are engaging in open, public sexual behavior amongst themselves.

b. Roots in feminism and womens equality.

c.The female equal to metrosexual.

Britney Spears and Madonna are so flexosexual!

flexosexual by grudge October 13, 2004

Flexosexual

Heterosexual men who do not mind expressing emotional feelings toward other heterosexual men.

Chad and Karl were warmly embracing yesterday. They're definitely flexosexual.

Flexosexual by Aireli October 4, 2006

Fredorexia

Fredorexia is an eating disorder where men starve themselves. fredorexia usually begins in young men around the onset of puberty. Men suffering from fredorexia have extreme weight loss. Weight loss is usually 15% below the person's normal body weight. Men suffering from fredorexia are very skinny but are convinced that they are overweight. Weight loss is obtained by many ways. Some of the common techniques used are excessive exercise, intake of laxatives and not eating.

Fredorexics have an intense fear of becoming fat. Their dieting habits develop from this fear. Fredorexia only affects adolescent boys.

Men with fredorexia continue to think they are overweight even after they become extremely thin, are very ill or near death. Often they will develop strange eating habits such as refusing to eat in front of other people. Sometimes the individuals will prepare big meals for others while refusing to eat any of it.

Fredorexia has affected tens of men across the world since 1712.

Fredorexia by Dr. Rugman December 30, 2008