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Flintering 

Drinking excessively, especially during the week, and staying out until last call. Usually needs to happen more than one consecutive night in order to really count as Flintering, but getting completely blitzed can still qualify. Originates in Ireland.
"Darrach, why do you look so tired? You have a big proposal today!" "Man, I've been Flintering all week. I'm WRECKED!"
Flintering by terminator98 April 16, 2013

Fetzering 

Noun: 1. The act of making an unfounded or unsubstantiated claim.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.

Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.
1. Without evidence your claim is simple fetzering.

2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.
Fetzering by bpete1969 February 19, 2013

Dick Flattening 

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.
- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.
Dick Flattening by dbgrd April 30, 2021

fattering 

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.
Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.
fattering by chicky noodles May 24, 2014

Festering Cunt Sore 

An ultimate derogatory term to be used when you need to insult a complete and utter fuck wit and shut them up when they are insulting you!!
Roger, you are without a doubt the most unfortunate festering cunt sore that i have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on! Now fuck off!!!

Fittering 

It is specifically the misuse or Hijacking of someone's Facebook page or "wall" for use as your own personal Twitter Page. All otherwise useless thoughts are posted to their page. You can regard their friends as "Followers", as they are exposed to all your minute by minute posts.
Guy 1: "My friend started twittering on my Facebook page, how annoying!"

Guy 2: "It's called fittering, you can do the same to his Blog (blittering) or linkedin (littering) page..."
Fittering by thune March 25, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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