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Verb. Its an F word (or an alternative word) for bless.
It is used when you feel Godly and want to bless (fless) someone.

The word was first used in Hyderabad, Pakistan by some students who realized themselves as Gods and formed a religion called Freedom.

In this religion everybody can be a God with a specific quality.
e.g. you can be a "God of Youtube" flessing young people aspiring to be a youtube star ;)
or you can be a "God of Gym" (if you're muscular) and fless the poor people to be muscular and fit!

It can also mean 'detail of guidelines'.
Poor malnourished guy, I fless you to eat. Now go get some fat! - God of Mcdonalds said to a vegetarian

Dumbo: "I keep failing please God I need your blessings"
God of GPA: "You have my flessings, now go and study"
Fless by Eastern Gods November 16, 2010
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i dotn even know what this means
samuel: fless
me: ok
fless by gurhrhggr February 17, 2022
Related Words
Fless • Flessan • flessel • flessin • flass • fess • Flassing • fess up • flassy • flemse

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.
Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.
flesh puddle by msdee December 16, 2016

flesh chimney 

erect penis
To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.
flesh chimney by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

Flesh Threshold

The flesh threshold is the point at which a friendship becomes a hazy, undefined awkward mess filled with hook-ups and unanswered texts. After one crosses the flesh threshold, it is difficult if not impossible to return to the previous state of friendship.

Note: Sex is not required to cross the flesh threshold.
We can't invite Ryan and Rebecca to the same party - they're so awkward since they crossed the flesh threshold.
Flesh Threshold by Babymaker 5000 January 10, 2012

just a flesh wound 

A large wound, such as a severed arm, dismissed by an egotistic fighter as "just a flesh wound".
"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"
"Yes, I have"
"LOOK!"
"It's just a flesh wound."

Flesh Cigar 

There was an article in the New York Post that claimed Fidel Castro gave the ol' flesh cigar to 35 000 women.
Flesh Cigar by SafeHouse October 12, 2010
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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