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"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."

John: How come Phil is not coming to the bachelor party?

Roger: Sarah wanted him to stay in and watch Sex and the City 2.

John: Yeah, that's a definite man foul.

There was an article in the New York Post that claimed Fidel Castro gave the ol' flesh cigar to 35 000 women.

Chris: Wait a minute, is that "straight" guy looking to hook up with another guy?

Charles: What a Syn!