fess

short for confess. Most popularly used when asking a friend to 'fess up

Come on fess up where'd you get that...

by J to the Y to the D to the E February 6, 2003

Fess

Anonymous confessions app for high schoolers to post secrets, crushes, compliments etc. to the rest of the kids at their school.

"OMG did you see what was posted on Fess about Mr. Jones? Scandaloussssssss!"
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"Hey was it you who Fessed about what happened at Friday's party?"
"No! But I'm dying to find out who it was!"

by Julz Ohh June 3, 2014

fess

F*cking mess. When you can't get your life together and when you have lost control all together.

ZOMG! Collette is such a fess! She forgot about class and didn't finish her project!

by natasha+dr.fupa November 28, 2007

fess

to lie, to be untruthful, to bullshit someone

What I'm fessin'?
I fess not

by David Lowell August 25, 2006

fess

To be a no show. To miss an appointment without any explanation or apology.

Didn’t I tell you to leave flavor flav alone knock-a
A clock on my chest proves I don’t fess
I’m a clock-a, rock-a rockin’ wit-da-rest
Public Enemy Lyrics

I like the way they look I like the way they dress.
I'd ask one to White Castle but I know that she'd fess.
Bugout Society Lyrics

by Bill Florio August 7, 2005

Fess

Another meaning for booty

I love to eat the fess. I'll eat it like groceries!

by Duckslaya1996 September 14, 2015

fess

another word for fuck - oh my fess! gets u in less trouble except when ur sister tells ur mum it's a reeealy bad word and it's now banned in ur house.

oh my fess!
where the fess is tomg/chai?

by stef! June 21, 2004