flatno

not flat. Not uncool.

My boss is flatno, he didnt fire me for coming late to work.

by Roofy March 31, 2003

FLANOMIC

When something is so good it's flawlessly astronomical

That last second 3-pointer to win the game was Flanomic.

by Kronic1212 March 16, 2022

flatworm

A weird invertebrate insect that reproduces through penis swordfighting. The first worm that is stabbed by it's opponent accepts the other flatworms penis and allows it to inject it with it's cum. This term may be used to describe a faggot who is bad at fencing.

noun: I was in my hot tub masturbating when on the side I saw two flatworms swordfighting.
adjective: Do not adopt that Malaysian orphan because he is a flatworm.

by Abu Nazir December 26, 2014

Jim Flano

an absolute sex bomb of a man, a man of the people and a man of the women. he is some man for one man, and is famous for his inspiring quote "if you can't lift her don't shift her"

this man can be seen in the middle of Kildare with the young wans, with a choc ice from the local shop.

an absolute beast, in general. he is Roscommons finest.

niamh gallagher: ooh im from Donegal
random person: hey niamh do you know Jim Flano absolute unit
niamh gallagher: holy shit

by celtnash April 2, 2021

Shame-Flation

Blaming "Cancel Culture" and playing the victim when someone gets blowback for doing or saying something awful, hurtful, and/or upsetting.

We all make mistakes, and it's liberating to own them, apologize, grow, and learn to be a better person. So why does everyone on Fox shame-flation responses to their bile and play the victim by blaming Cancel Culture?

Everyone has a first amendment right to say what they want, and everyone has a first amendment right to answer crappy things with anything from gentle criticism to harsh blowback.

by JaneGordon.com March 21, 2022

flatso

Fat chick, no boobs.

Size 22 chick, "A"cup is a flatso.

by Galicia December 9, 2006

Flagnod

Flagnod, often used in the expression what the flagnod, made popular as a curse word said by an alien in the movie Monsters vs Aliens, the meme is now used as a means to bypass censorship in moderated foums or chat rooms,

What the flagnod was that ?
Oh for Flagnod's Sake !
Flagnod you!

by Penitentmonk August 10, 2009