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flat dog 

Look at all the flat dogs on the riverbank.

The Zambezi is infested with flatties.
flat dog by George McBob May 11, 2009
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flatogenic 

adjective - of a food, having the property of increasing the production of intestinal gases. For example, cabbage, chili beans, lentils. The noun form is 'flatogen'
Dude, why'd you have to eat that chili bean burrito for lunch? Don't you know it's flatogenic? You've been farting every five minutes for the last 100 miles of this trip!

flatogenic by Wendy Yass March 17, 2008

flat dog 

When a meat-head or bro tackles a smaller person so that he can violently rub his head on their head. The purpose of the flat dog may be homoerotic in nature.
Sean, stop flat dogging Kyle. He's about to cry and you have a Texas-sized erection.
flat dog by JeffGoldblum June 12, 2011
What am I doing the day after Thanksgiving?
FATDOG of course! It will be a marathon day of playing traditional, old-school board games.

Come early and stay late. Join in the fun!
FATDOG by anonymous November 26, 2025
A big head, big belly, Barney Rubble looking white boy from Humboldt.
We need little pink fatdogs for you and me.
Fatdog by Mr B-T December 1, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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