Flatpaker 

Someone who buys a mp9 after losing the first round and rushes you from behind.

This fucking flatpaker flanked me on B.

Flatpaker by Hycet May 26, 2024

Flatwater Kayak 

A suicidal sport based on racing tippy boats down flat water including, but not limited to, lakes and gorges. Most sprint athletes train through the winter without all that much clothing, layering what they do wear oddly in haste or desperation for warmth. Sprint kayakers are often considered to be rowers' slow cousin and whitewaters' wimpy sister, but in reality alot of pain and guts goes into the sport.

Most clubs share training grounds with rowers and have develloped an intense rivalry with them. Sprint kayakers have to remain fit not just for overall speed but also to fit in the thin boats. New kayakers frequently capsize, and to avoid this they might stear clear of using seats, which brings them lower to the water's surface and improves balance. Many boats use tall spikes to hold seats in place, and as many clubs are fairly poor many boats lack footboards (a board that kayakers use with steering and legdrive) so athletes occasionally have to deal with extreme discomfort. The sport is embaressing if you're caught in public in winter gear, or if you capsize during a regatta on a popular lake. This sport is not to be confused with recreational kayaking; recreational kayaks do well on rough waters while sprint boats are brutal in the wind.

1)
Brad: "Hey, Keith, check out that freaky chick with the layered spandex!"
Keith: "Haha, I hear she kayaks or something, who does that in the winter, she must be crazy!"
2)
Leslie: "Hey, kayaker! Having trouble keeping up with us shells?" (shells referring to rowing boats)
Andrea: "Hey, rower! Having trouble identifying that whale you're heading straight towards?"
3)
Oscar: "Yo, sprint is whitewater's gimped sis, man!"
Tory: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it's wimpy to risk hypothermia 6 months of the year while pulling 200 pounds with my arms and abs."
4)
Gregory: "God, it's sooooo cold out, and I have to walk home from the bus!"
Calvin: "Yeah, I have to go kayak until 7:00."
Gregory: "Serious, man? Are you crazy?"
Calvin: "Nah, just a wee bit suicidal."

FLATWATER KAYAK OWNS

Flatwater Kayak by lolCKClol November 20, 2009

flampakes 

Flaming amazing scrambled pancakes.
Usually concocted when baked, in need of munchie relief.

Kathy- Dude, I'm friggin starving

Tiffani- Let's make some pancakes!

-15 Minutes Later-

Kathy- This is gonna be awesome!

Tiffani- Yea, but these are some pretty fucked up flampakes.

flampakes by crazybitch001 December 28, 2008

Fratpacker 

Sexual perversion; man who enjoy's spreading his man seeds to others through baking his love juice into cakes and other tasty treats.

A Fratpacker goes into work with a lovely homemade cake, baked fresh that morning. Little do his fellow workmates know, the cake is spiced with several spoonfuls of his very own love juice.

Fratpacker by monkeychamp1981 March 26, 2010

flateaser 

A flateaser is a small breasted women who usually has a nice ass and also happens to be a dick tease.

That Betty Lou has no titty but she sure likes to show off that mighty fine ass to me every chance she can .
That bitch is a real flateaser!

flateaser by Mister mojoworkin August 19, 2016

Flatbacker 

A redneck hooker who lays on her back for a living . To make money

That small town had alot of flatbackers .

Flatbacker by Brandi m dukes July 10, 2017

flawmaker

Any legislator who proposes inherently flawed, mean-spirited, self-serving or ill-conceived bills.

I can't believe those flawmakers are trying to redefine rape so they can exclude even more women from access to legal abortions!

flawmaker by hostco February 23, 2011