flatboxed

When you are going as fast as you can using any mode of ransport.

"I was flatboxed down that hill on my bicycle" " I was flatboxed in my car on the way to the hospital"

by Carterbox April 25, 2021

fartboxed

When one farts sufficiently in a confined space so that it becomes rather potent.

The red fiesta had been farted in so much it had become fartboxed.

by bumboys May 6, 2016

San Diego Flatbed

Rather than booking a hotel room, just arrive and leave your bags some place safe like a car or a friends room if applicable. Proceed to party in the hotel and meet a hot chick who already has a room. When you get free room with her and free service from her, you have scored a San Diego Flatbed.

I never paid for a hotel room because I pulled a San Diego Flatbed.

by jeeyah March 13, 2013

flatbed cowboy

somebody who drives a flatbed truck. basically, country slang for a flatbed truck driver. It's an affectionate term.

"Just like that flatbed cowboy stacking US steel on a 3-day haul" ~'Fly Over States', Jason Aldean

by definitiondom October 12, 2013

flatboarding

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

by tai cheese August 9, 2008

Flatbed cold

A degree of coldness that can only be compared to being naked on the back of a flatbed truck

It's flatbed cold outside

by Cordelia Weedmark produced by November 7, 2019

Canadian Flatbed

A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.

I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.

by ThiccDaveCave July 27, 2018