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fartboarding 

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.
Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.
fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

Fartboxing

Derived from the hotbox, this is when u wait till your entire family is in the car and its raining outside. Once on the highway you fart you fucking brains out but cant open the windows due to the rain outside. All in the car die from odor as you laugh like satan spawn
Dude: just came from the funeral home
Best friend: how'd they die?
Dude: i fartboxed (past tense of fartboxing) the shit out of them last week
Fartboxing by Nickyd123 February 9, 2015

Fartbox Tongue Dart 

To lick another's asshole in a manner that resembles a dart repeatedly stabbing their ass.
I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.
Fartbox Tongue Dart by Anal Czar September 9, 2010
Roxi's fartbox is well used and very loose.
fartbox by Dennis Halsey February 7, 2003

fartoxide 

Fartoxide: (n)
Colourless, odorful gas excreted from the anus during times of flatulence.
Shortened form of Crappy Fartoxide, aka, Fartoxodis crappus

Highly offensive, yet very healthy to the flatuating individual, fartoxide never ceases to gross ous girls, unless they are the ones who are producing it.

In which case, if a girl is producing it, it is highly concentrated, and most often deadly; whereas, boys generally have nasty sounding ones, they have a lower death rate than farts excreted from a girl.

Fartoxide has played a huge role in global warming, as some call it, but the more appropriate term would be climate change. When MSG was highly in almost all chinese food, more horrible farts were emitted and fartoxide present in the air ripped a big one in the ozone layer.

Ever since the american govt. told the chinese to reduce the MSG, fartoxide has greatly reduced in lethalness; however, thanks to the mormons and the Duggars, fartoxide concentration is expected to rise, seeing as how mormons and the Duggars are full of hot air. Of course, it is not just the mormons and the Duggars who are full of hot air, some republicans, some democrats, emos, fat people, scientologists, and christians are bloated to the point of exploding at any given moment.

The only way to stop climate change, or global warming, whatever passes your gas, is to eliminate all of the above catagories, which would be quite hard, considering the mass quantities of people on the earth. The more effective method to reduce fartoxide would be to somehow create a device, or perhaps a pill, that makes you eat a sixteenth of the required portion of calories, thus, closing the anus and reducing fartoxide from poisoning the earth.

Scientists and the WHO are working on a solution to reduce this horrible tragedy which is corruping the earth, however, due to the swine flu, focus on resolving the problem has come to a standstill.
Generic guy named Donald: "*rips a big one* Ooop! I just farted!"
Generic girl named Renee: "Looks like you've just contributed to global warming with your fartoxide!"

Generic guy named Mark: "*gross machine gun farts* Yeah... check out my fartoxide polluting the air. Take that democrats and hippies."
Generic girl named Renee: "*glares*"
Generic guy named Charles: "Haha, that's a good one. It's.. oh god! *collapses due to noxious fartoxide*."
fartoxide by 'Nay May 24, 2009

rock the fartbox 

fuck that ass.
As in "i would rock the fartbox".
I'd rock the fartbox any day.
"Rockitty rock... rock.. rock the fartbox"