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combination of a fart and a shit. or when you try and fart you accidentally pinch a loaf.
I think i had a flarche!
flarche by Malcolm Halley May 30, 2006
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I Love Flatcher 

"I Love Flatcher" is a random phrase added to a welcoming collage for the top boss at mR's return. The phrase was added in large, pronounced text at the top of the collage, and had absolutely nothing to do with the head of the mR organization. 'I Love Flatcher' is a shortened phrase which means "I love people who love sugar cane juice", a well established beverage likened by many mR employees.
Reper829: Hey Mike I know you dont really care for me ILM because I broke so many rules but I'm passed that.. I LOVE FLATCHER!
I Love Flatcher by Illa.Lusus December 7, 2009
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flatchel-poo

When you think you'll fart but poo at the same time.
That Taco Bell didn't agree with me, I just made a flatchel-poo.
flatchel-poo by noyb! January 6, 2008

Flaschenwichser 

German word for a person who wanks with a bottle. Can be used to either a male or a female.

pronounced like "flash en vixer"
She's a real flaschenwichser
Flaschenwichser by soapytitwank October 2, 2008

Flarther 

Something you never, ever want to touch. Inserted only when referring to a black fellow.
Guy 1 "Fucking gross! Look razz, what is it?!"
Guy 2 "That my friend, is a creature like no other. A FLARTHER, if you'd like to be precise"
Flarther by Bob Patrucci January 16, 2011
Audible farting while having sex.

Silent farting is a slarch.
While riding my boyfriend reverse cowgirl, I flarched.
Flarch by mcglade August 15, 2010

flatchested 

the name for a person with a very flat chest. usually very offending to most girls who have no boobs.
A: ew. look at that tiffany girls myspace picture.
B: i know. no one wannts to see her in a bathing suit.
A: and shes pressing her arms together ro make it look like she has boobs.
A: she is so flatchested.
flatchested by Alexa H August 24, 2006
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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