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I Love Flatcher 

"I Love Flatcher" is a random phrase added to a welcoming collage for the top boss at mR's return. The phrase was added in large, pronounced text at the top of the collage, and had absolutely nothing to do with the head of the mR organization. 'I Love Flatcher' is a shortened phrase which means "I love people who love sugar cane juice", a well established beverage likened by many mR employees.
Reper829: Hey Mike I know you dont really care for me ILM because I broke so many rules but I'm passed that.. I LOVE FLATCHER!
I Love Flatcher by Illa.Lusus December 7, 2009
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flatchel-poo

When you think you'll fart but poo at the same time.
That Taco Bell didn't agree with me, I just made a flatchel-poo.
flatchel-poo by noyb! January 6, 2008

Flaschenwichser 

German word for a person who wanks with a bottle. Can be used to either a male or a female.

pronounced like "flash en vixer"
She's a real flaschenwichser
Flaschenwichser by soapytitwank October 2, 2008

Flarther 

Something you never, ever want to touch. Inserted only when referring to a black fellow.
Guy 1 "Fucking gross! Look razz, what is it?!"
Guy 2 "That my friend, is a creature like no other. A FLARTHER, if you'd like to be precise"
Flarther by Bob Patrucci January 16, 2011
Audible farting while having sex.

Silent farting is a slarch.
While riding my boyfriend reverse cowgirl, I flarched.
Flarch by mcglade August 15, 2010

flatchested 

the name for a person with a very flat chest. usually very offending to most girls who have no boobs.
A: ew. look at that tiffany girls myspace picture.
B: i know. no one wannts to see her in a bathing suit.
A: and shes pressing her arms together ro make it look like she has boobs.
A: she is so flatchested.
flatchested by Alexa H August 24, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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