Flarce

The substances secreted by the male or female reproductive organs

after 5 minutes his mom's face was covered in flarce

by Phillip-ay July 22, 2007

flaredyn

flare-din

an ambiguous exclamation that can be used in any situation.

you just landed an ollie? that's so flaredyn!

ugh i just got my period. flaredyn.

look at her, she's so flaredyn!

flaredyn.

by bubbles79112 November 18, 2016

flarse

The skin between a ladies vagine(flange) and arse

flange & arse = FLARSE

Denise had been to work all day with tights on and was sweaty.
She especially had a stinky sweaty FLARSE

When Denise was wiping her bum she wiped the wrong way and got shit all over her FLARSE.
This should never be done!

by Kellikellyp December 15, 2013

tard flare

A person's stupidity flares up when they make a totally retarded remark.

Larry had a tard flare when he said George W. Bush was the greatest president ever.

by WildBill8844 March 1, 2015

flatcest

The act of having sex with your flatmate, even though you know this may be inadvisable given that you have to live together afterwards.

"I walked into Rachael's room and she was in bed with John! They totally committed flatcest last night!"

by possessed July 23, 2007

Farcerony

Lying exuberantly; a farce. They particularly lie, significantly, about their net worth.

Daniel farcerony'ed his net worth. He says he has $600 000.00, but his credit card got declined for pepperoni and hot dogs.

by Kingsley Wess July 14, 2020

road flare

Prior to engaging in coitus with a deceased person, recently or otherwise; the act of inserting an already ignited road flare into any unsuspecting orifice to bring that specific region on the body back up to temperature before performing a hot beef injection on the aforementioned location of the human anatomy.

Klevin, "my hands are shaking so badly I cannot ignite the striker on the road flare".

Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....

Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......

Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"

by Grande John January 16, 2009