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turdbulance

1: When farting... you get more then fart. some turn ie feces or diarrhea.
2: when farting you actually feel the wind from it.
Lisa: Jumps up to run towards the bathroom.
Sam: What? where you going in such a hurry?
Lisa: Just experienced some "fart Turdbulance".

Sam LOL almost shits himself laughing.

Sam: What was that breeze I just felt?
Lisa: Laughing in embarrassment.

Sam: Turdbulence?

Lisa "yep!
by The.Sniper December 5, 2016
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Badgeina

Any female Vagina... but must also be a member of any law enforcement agency.
The local POPO, Federal, local,non-local could even be a Female bouncer
provided their viewed as an official person.
Hence the Badge -Vagina "BadgeIna"
guy 1) Hey dude what ever happened with that police chic last night?
guy2) Man, I wined, dined then tapped that badgeina!
guy 1) "Sweet"
by The.Sniper July 8, 2014
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flapulas

Could be anything from Long labias to major fat hanging from around the arms.
How did that date go last night? woah... awesom but that chic had some major flapulas.

OR

Look at the fat hangin off of that dude. Those aint Flaps their Flapulas.
by The.Sniper June 21, 2014
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Farticle

What farts are made of...
Tiny fart particles called Particles...
Its so fun to say "Farticle alert!" every time I let one loose.

Hey watch out for those farticles even as small as they are their quite powerfull

When my kids say dad, "What are farts made of? I reply Farticles! they laugh like crazy.,
by The.Sniper October 4, 2017
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SPwOD

The "spinning wheel" on a Mac based computer.
Sometimes called the beachball
This mac is so slow all I ever get is the SPWOD! will it ever go away!
by The.Sniper June 7, 2016
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Less Salt

Less Salt: Another way of saying "Be nicer" Which is not the same as pouring on the sugar.
ie Every human transaction is filled with some niceties and spite (to try and make it look like ingredients.)
to change the so called Human transaction. you can either be nicer (adding sugar) meaner(adding salt) OR Meaner (Less sugar) or agin Nicer "Less Salt".
Many times when dealing with some one.just saying this to your self. "Less Salt" will lessen the harsh human transaction. thus making Your life easier. just by using less Salt.
Marlon: You look extra happy today ?! Whats up?
Sam: "Less salt"
Marlon: Less Salt?
Sam: Yea. Its like being nicer to people. Thus making me feel better. ;)
Marlon: "Oh I get it now. "Les Salt" " , I should try that.
Sam: Yea.

Lisa: Man Im distressed I have to go into this meeting and my honey pot has run dry!
Gary: You could try using "Less Salt"
LIsa: Thinking about it for a few seconds.. Wow, Thats a great Idea Gary! "Less Salt"
Gary: Picks nose...
by The.Sniper July 14, 2018
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wishalloy

some material possibly metal. that is not good enough so you keep trying other metals materials.
none of which are going to work. at some point you decide it may not exist. and its just a WISH that it may ever exist.
so amash up of WISH and ALLOY wishalloy
Ive been developing this new gun and all the materials i have been using have failed miserably.
if only I has some WISHALLOY. then it would work.

If those underwear were made of wishalloy then those farts would never get thru em!
by The.Sniper June 28, 2018
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