Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).
1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"
2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.