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Flapped it 

A person who chickened out and ran away from a challenge and / or a fight.
Person 1: Aw mate, how was Jake and John's fight yesterday?
Person 2: It was complete and utter shit! John absolutely flapped it!
Flapped it by HoldenAlucard July 16, 2016
The resulting release of gas through the derriere due to excessive laughter.
Dude! I laughed so hard I flarted!
flarted by Mr. & Mrs. Flarter January 15, 2014

Beef-flapped 

Angie was passed out so Liz beef-flapped her.
Beef-flapped by mc1212 March 5, 2012

Rascal Flatted 

Stacy got rascal flatted last night. Yesenia is getting rascal flatted tonight
Rascal Flatted by Carlitoxnike July 29, 2018
While driving down the wrong way at TSU's homecoming, Torrian got flapped.
Flapped by Candy November 16, 2003

Flapped Ass 

Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).
1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"

2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"

- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"