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flannister

The plastic thing that holds together a 6 pack of soda cans.
Zach - Hey man cut the flannister apart!
Amanda - Why?
Zach - Stupid flannisters are regular dolphin killahs!
by AmandaOB March 5, 2006
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Jaime Lannistered

Characters who had great arcs end shitty. Characters who deserved better endings then they were given by the show runners.
Alex Karev was Jaime Lannistered!
by BoredPokaDot March 6, 2020
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Flankster

You know the type, the friend, or ex-friend who is/was always at your side, tailgaiting, leeching and just waiting to steal your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, your extra burrito you cant eat, your spare ticket to the movie, the free rides like you are a taxi, etc. (for free of course, 'cause you owe them....uh huh) Also this person is typically the one who expects to be called, not to call, to be listened to, not to listen, and seems to always feel like the world owes them something whenever confronted with their behavior. Always flanking your side, waiting for the next scrap. These humans should be approached with caution, and if at all possible do not associate with them. It can lead to, but not limited to= brokeness/financial ruin, anger, resentment, drug addiction, backstabbing, manipulation, anxiety, and finding yourself subjection to the persons grandiose opinions and self image of themselves. This person is a FLANKSTER. Also known as users, losers, tag-alongs, mooches, mopes, etc. Also, for a 'lil urban twist you can also call them a flanksta....
Man, I swear I just can't shake Jim, he's always leeching in on my friends, ex-girlfriends, jobs, and everything else. It is like he is trying to live my life. What a shadow, what a leech! The guy is a straight flankster!
by Jason Schwagner July 15, 2006
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Joffrey Lannister

Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character and son of King Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. He is one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones,

He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son

shouldn't be king anymore.

Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.

Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
by xIce_ April 9, 2015
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cersei lannister

the bitchest bitch on tv that we all love
by slexie October 23, 2017
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Lannistery

A term that implies incest.

When you and one of your siblings says or does something with each other that seems incestuous like Jamie and Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones would do - i.e. accidentally checking out your brother's ass from afar even if you didn't realize it was your brother or getting caught making out with them all Eurotrip style.
Brother: When I get there you gotta give me that booty!
Sister: Uhhh, that was a little to Lannistery for my taste....
Brother: No, I mean the money you owe me!
Sister: What are we, pirates?
by MoonWolf June 5, 2014
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going Lannister

To be atracted to or engage in sexual relations with a close blood relative such as a cousin or a sister. Taking from the relationship of the twins Jaime and Cercie Lannister of the popular book seires "A Song Of Ice and Fire".
Person 1: My cousin is so hot and she totaly wants me

Person2: Wow dude are you guys going Lannister on me?
by Tyron123 August 20, 2011
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