Flankster 

You know the type, the friend, or ex-friend who is/was always at your side, tailgaiting, leeching and just waiting to steal your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, your extra burrito you cant eat, your spare ticket to the movie, the free rides like you are a taxi, etc. (for free of course, 'cause you owe them....uh huh) Also this person is typically the one who expects to be called, not to call, to be listened to, not to listen, and seems to always feel like the world owes them something whenever confronted with their behavior. Always flanking your side, waiting for the next scrap. These humans should be approached with caution, and if at all possible do not associate with them. It can lead to, but not limited to= brokeness/financial ruin, anger, resentment, drug addiction, backstabbing, manipulation, anxiety, and finding yourself subjection to the persons grandiose opinions and self image of themselves. This person is a FLANKSTER. Also known as users, losers, tag-alongs, mooches, mopes, etc. Also, for a 'lil urban twist you can also call them a flanksta....

Man, I swear I just can't shake Jim, he's always leeching in on my friends, ex-girlfriends, jobs, and everything else. It is like he is trying to live my life. What a shadow, what a leech! The guy is a straight flankster!

Flankster by Jason Schwagner July 15, 2006

Flankstangruel 

A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.

Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!

Flankstangruel by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018

Flanker 

In rugby: the name given to players numbered 6-7. These individuals are well known to be gentlemen off the pitch, but as soon as they step onto the pitch they become animals, tackling anyone who comes near them, and often starting fights.

'look at that tackle' 'he must be the flanker'
'any idea who started the fight?' 'probably the flanker'

Flanker by Blind-side April 23, 2018

flanter 

flirty bantering

its so obvious they like each other, theyre always flantering!

flanter by whyaretherenonamesleft November 17, 2009

flaster-like

(adj). A person who is soo cool, words just cannot describe him/her. You'll never forget this person and their pure awesomeness. The complete opposite of a faggotini.

The brilliant kid was loved by all and was considered flaster-like by most. He even gave Mr. Flaster himself a run for his money.

flaster-like by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

Flashsterbation 

Noun, Verb

Flashsterbate

1. Websites that utilize a copious amount of the web technology Flash, almost to the point of absurdity.

2. Overcompensating for a lack of meaning and purpose by using Flash.

ex. Did you see that website? It was total flashsterbation.

ex. That company was flashsterbating all over it's self.

Flashsterbation by DK Lounge June 19, 2009

flannister 

The plastic thing that holds together a 6 pack of soda cans.

Zach - Hey man cut the flannister apart!
Amanda - Why?
Zach - Stupid flannisters are regular dolphin killahs!

flannister by AmandaOB March 5, 2006