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Lannister

A rich, famous, smart and medium sized human. Mostly male, and he is always pleasant to be with, jovial and funny
1. Lannister, we always pay our debts
2. Dat guy is a Lannister, he is rich
by LANNIBABA February 1, 2020
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Lannister

In Roman times, gladiators were big money makers. A lannister was a guy who basically was a pimp for the gladiators. Different from a trainer of gladiators. He would usually be spotted in the prisoner camps after a war, picking out the men capable of handling a fight and sending off the rest to their vocations. An HR executive or a talent agency in modern parlance.
Julius, there is a lannister waiting for you at the court, he is here to negotiate the terms for the gladiatorial games next month
by verbiatch July 30, 2020
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Lannister

Pompous, online, gamer lacking in both talent and modesty. Usually found whining most of the time rather than working on improving skills. Hated by all.
That jaggov, Lannister, is a fuck all douchebag, that plane camps.
by Remover October 6, 2003
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lannister gold

When a person anal masturbates with an ear of corn so hard that the next day they shit kernels and blood
We went to a gay bar last night and I got trashed, I woke up this morning and found lannister gold
by PTAsshole May 21, 2014
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Lannister Steamer

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him during a sexual act

Termed by the famous u/P4intsplatter
Im so nervous about asking my sister to conduct the ‘ok Lannister Steamer on my while my girl runs out.
by SteelCityHands June 16, 2022
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Lannister Steamer

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him.
"Yo, sis, piss on me, and then, a lil later, shit on me too, a new thing called the Lannister Steamer"
by Propelhue June 15, 2022
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Joffrey Lannister

Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character and son of King Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. He is one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones,

He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son

shouldn't be king anymore.

Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.

Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
by xIce_ April 9, 2015
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