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Lannistery 

A term that implies incest.

When you and one of your siblings says or does something with each other that seems incestuous like Jamie and Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones would do - i.e. accidentally checking out your brother's ass from afar even if you didn't realize it was your brother or getting caught making out with them all Eurotrip style.
Brother: When I get there you gotta give me that booty!
Sister: Uhhh, that was a little to Lannistery for my taste....
Brother: No, I mean the money you owe me!
Sister: What are we, pirates?
Lannistery by MoonWolf June 5, 2014
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Jaime Lannistered 

Characters who had great arcs end shitty. Characters who deserved better endings then they were given by the show runners.
Alex Karev was Jaime Lannistered!

Joffrey Lannister 

Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character and son of King Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. He is one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones,

He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son

shouldn't be king anymore.

Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.

Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character
Joffrey Lannister by xIce_ April 9, 2015

cersei lannister 

the bitchest bitch on tv that we all love
cersei lannister ended daenerys targaryen.
cersei lannister by slexie October 23, 2017

going Lannister 

To be atracted to or engage in sexual relations with a close blood relative such as a cousin or a sister. Taking from the relationship of the twins Jaime and Cercie Lannister of the popular book seires "A Song Of Ice and Fire".
Person 1: My cousin is so hot and she totaly wants me

Person2: Wow dude are you guys going Lannister on me?
going Lannister by Tyron123 August 20, 2011

Reverse Lannister 

Some one who does not pay their debts.
Donald Trump can't find a real lawyer because he is a Reverse Lannister.

jaime lannister 

1. A mixed drink consisting of Jameson whiskey and Ginger ale.

2. A character in Game of Thrones described as a "yellow haired shit"
Give me two double Jaime Lannisters
jaime lannister by robb stark February 28, 2012
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