flaming ass

What occurs the next day after eating super hot food like 5 star tai food, habenearo pizza, etc.

What happens? You'll be sitting on the toilet, squeezing out a loaf, and you will begin to experience a excruciatingly painful burning sensation on the lining of your sphinkter. It feels like you are crapping fresh jalepenos. This pain (i.e. flaming ass) will last for at least an hour, and you'll be dreading the next time you have to take a shit.

Don't 5 star your pad tai, you'll get flaming ass!

flaming ass by asswip'e October 23, 2007

flaming ass syndrome 

When ones asshole swells up like a cajun potato after a firey hit meal

Ciaran:Them spicy sausages gave me a spicy anus
Mark:Me too my ass is like a cajun potato
Ian:You boys have a case of flaming ass syndrome

flaming ass syndrome by Brrgaaah July 25, 2014

flaming ass launch 

A derivative of fart lighting in which the anal methane is used to launch an object. Originated in the rain forrests of Peru, where the indeginous people launch poinson darts from their asses to kill monkeys.

My flaming ass launch just broke the neighbor's window!

flaming ass launch by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003

Flaming ass pussy

A guy who is a giant flamer, is an ass to guys and girls alike, and who is also scared to do anything. It is also a good word to use when you really want to degrade someone after they said something bad about your mom, or other relative.

Diego is a flaming ass pussy.

Flaming ass pussy by Bamph March 27, 2009

Flaming Ass Monkeys 

Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.

Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.

Flaming Ass Monkeys by Kayleb August 20, 2005

flaming ass jocky 

a very flamboyant homosexual that frequently runs through more mens assholes then a jocky runs laps during preakness.

TABBY: dude, did you see that guy wearing a skirt and rainbow suspenders?

BRYAN: yea he is a flaming ass jocky

flaming ass jocky by bryan sheets January 5, 2008

Flaming Ass Piss 

A watery discharge from the ass that leaves the hole burning
usually after a night out or a big meal

I did the biggest Flaming Ass Piss after our night out last night.

Flaming Ass Piss by fap123 January 13, 2010