2 definition by Bamph

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the act of jizzing on a females breasts, and then proceeding to slide down her chest using the jizz as a lubricant.
Guy 1: So what did you and Susan do last night?
Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.
Guy 1: Nice.
by Bamph March 22, 2009

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A guy who is a giant flamer, is an ass to guys and girls alike, and who is also scared to do anything. It is also a good word to use when you really want to degrade someone after they said something bad about your mom, or other relative.
Diego is a flaming ass pussy.
by Bamph March 25, 2009

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