flakeseed 

A post put up on social media by a flake made to suggest that they aren't feeling well, made in advance of an event, so that they have a history of not feeling well as an excuse not to show up to the planned event.

I suspect John is planning to flake out on your birthday party tomorrow, he just posted a flakeseed on his wall so we can all know that he's "sick".

flakeseed by Serendipity37 June 25, 2015

flakered 

a person who is fake and pretends everyone is there best friend. Usually they come off to nice and kind, and you never hear from them until they either need you or they feel lonely.

Ted : That person is such a flakered.
Chris : Yeah, yesterday she came to my house and I havent seen her in years.

flakered by DUDEDOIT! January 23, 2010

Flakespeare

One of which whom beautifully crafts an idea or action to take before flaking.

Habitual liars tend to be Flakespeares due to their false hood, high talks and unreliability. All which are awttributes for that of a Flakespeare.

Flakespeare by Twitty Tister July 1, 2015

flaxseed oil 

Utter bullshit. An obvious lie to cover up cheating that is doubly insulting because in addition to being dishonest, it assumes the listener is stupid or clueless.

"So, you spent the night with Teresa because you were studying together? You think I'm stupid? What kind of flaxseed oil excuse is that?"

flaxseed oil by ErikaC October 27, 2007

flakester  

someone who likes to shouldersurf;some who has many friends from different groups; an unreliable, quirky person,someone who's coolness rubs off on other people and those people copy their style

It can be a compliment or an insult
So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!

Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!

She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?

Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you

So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!

Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!

She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?

Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you

She is a flakester because her awesomeness rubs off on people.

flakester by Sabrina the beautiful July 25, 2007

flakester 

someone who likes to shouldersurf;some who has many friends from different groups; an unreliable, quirky person,someone who's coolness rubs off on other people and those people copy their style

It can be a compliment or an insult

So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!

Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!

She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?

Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you

flakester by Sabrina the beautiful July 24, 2007

flaxseed oil 

The term used for device used in a total, complete, flabbergastingly masterfully delivered lie. Another rung on the ladder to the pull-off of a grand falsehood, to use a flaxseed oil usually means substituting one person for another or replacing one substance with another.

Derived from Barry Bonds and his testimony to one grand jury or another as defence against the accusations of him using steroids.

Craig: "Dude, why the fuck did you get hammered at my wedding reception!? I fuckin' told you that Jason was bad news!"

Steve: "Man, I totally thought that wine was grape juice. My bad. Plus, I don't even think Jason came, I was with...uh...Mike."

FLAXSEED OIL STRIKES AGAIN.

flaxseed oil by Flaxseed Jim October 21, 2007