A post put up on social media by a flake made to suggest that they aren't feeling well, made in advance of an event, so that they have a history of not feeling well as an excuse not to show up to the planned event.
I suspect John is planning to flake out on your birthday party tomorrow, he just posted a flakeseed on his wall so we can all know that he's "sick".
by Serendipity37 June 25, 2015
Get the flakeseed mug.a person who is fake and pretends everyone is there best friend. Usually they come off to nice and kind, and you never hear from them until they either need you or they feel lonely.
Ted : That person is such a flakered.
Chris : Yeah, yesterday she came to my house and I havent seen her in years.
Chris : Yeah, yesterday she came to my house and I havent seen her in years.
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Habitual liars tend to be Flakespeares due to their false hood, high talks and unreliability. All which are awttributes for that of a Flakespeare.
by Twitty Tister July 1, 2015
Get the Flakespeare mug.Utter bullshit. An obvious lie to cover up cheating that is doubly insulting because in addition to being dishonest, it assumes the listener is stupid or clueless.
"So, you spent the night with Teresa because you were studying together? You think I'm stupid? What kind of flaxseed oil excuse is that?"
by ErikaC October 27, 2007
Get the flaxseed oil mug.someone who likes to shouldersurf;some who has many friends from different groups; an unreliable, quirky person,someone who's coolness rubs off on other people and those people copy their style
It can be a compliment or an insult
So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!
Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!
She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?
Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you
It can be a compliment or an insult
So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!
Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!
She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?
Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you
So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!
Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!
She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?
Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you
She is a flakester because her awesomeness rubs off on people.
Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!
She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?
Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you
She is a flakester because her awesomeness rubs off on people.
by Sabrina the beautiful July 25, 2007
Get the flakester mug.someone who likes to shouldersurf;some who has many friends from different groups; an unreliable, quirky person,someone who's coolness rubs off on other people and those people copy their style
It can be a compliment or an insult
It can be a compliment or an insult
So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!
Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!
She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?
Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you
Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!
She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?
Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you
by Sabrina the beautiful July 24, 2007
Get the flakester mug.The term used for device used in a total, complete, flabbergastingly masterfully delivered lie. Another rung on the ladder to the pull-off of a grand falsehood, to use a flaxseed oil usually means substituting one person for another or replacing one substance with another.
Derived from Barry Bonds and his testimony to one grand jury or another as defence against the accusations of him using steroids.
Derived from Barry Bonds and his testimony to one grand jury or another as defence against the accusations of him using steroids.
Craig: "Dude, why the fuck did you get hammered at my wedding reception!? I fuckin' told you that Jason was bad news!"
Steve: "Man, I totally thought that wine was grape juice. My bad. Plus, I don't even think Jason came, I was with...uh...Mike."
FLAXSEED OIL STRIKES AGAIN.
Steve: "Man, I totally thought that wine was grape juice. My bad. Plus, I don't even think Jason came, I was with...uh...Mike."
FLAXSEED OIL STRIKES AGAIN.
by Flaxseed Jim October 21, 2007
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