Flakeweed 

To be a person or thing that doesn't show up on time or work in a timely manner.

Josh was supposed to drop off a bag about a hour ago but he just keeps responding that he's on his way I swear he's always being a flakeweed

Flakeweed by XconobenderX October 21, 2023

Lakeweed 

Seaweed, except in a lake.

Bob: There is a lot of seaweed in this lake

Tim: No, retard, it's lakeweed.
if you call it seaweed again, I will slap you with my dong.

Lakeweed by Timothy J. C. September 28, 2008

flakered 

a person who is fake and pretends everyone is there best friend. Usually they come off to nice and kind, and you never hear from them until they either need you or they feel lonely.

Ted : That person is such a flakered.
Chris : Yeah, yesterday she came to my house and I havent seen her in years.

flakered by DUDEDOIT! January 23, 2010

Lakeweed 

Lakeweed is a form of green slimy vegitation that grows in lakes opposed to it's cousin seaweed that grows in the sea.

Lake Ontario is so dirty. There's way too much lakeweed and other creepy things for this girl to handle.

Lakeweed by Kellyblack April 19, 2014

flakeseed 

A post put up on social media by a flake made to suggest that they aren't feeling well, made in advance of an event, so that they have a history of not feeling well as an excuse not to show up to the planned event.

I suspect John is planning to flake out on your birthday party tomorrow, he just posted a flakeseed on his wall so we can all know that he's "sick".

flakeseed by Serendipity37 June 25, 2015

Corn-flaketed

The emotional state of being entirely bewildered on your choice of delicious cereals.

Idk Mom, I'm totally corn-flaketed right now.

Corn-flaketed by DonnyLockerman June 29, 2011